March 2012
I'm not a little, stupid girl. You don't know what...
ROTFL
Interviewer: So whats the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Dont even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: Once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it. I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When Mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: Tell her what they did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey's cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
Interviewer: What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: Those guys were so cool
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Interviewer: Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: Well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and were all very superstitious.
Frank: Don't go walking under ladders.
Just ordered the Demolition Lovers-hoodie from...
Someone: can I use your computer for a second
Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you
